Random joke from this category
Josh sent a letter to his folks. He told about a ten-mile hike he had taken.
His father wrote back saying, "In my day I thought nothing of walking ten miles."
Josh wrote back, "To tell the truth, I didn't think much of it either."
- Teacher: Fred, give me a sentence starting with "I."
- Fred: I is . . .
- Teacher: No, Fred. You must always say "I am."
- Fred: Oh, right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Betty was scribbling industriously over some paper with a pencil when her mother asked her what she was drawing.
"I'm not drawing, Mom," she said indignantly, "I'm writing a letter to Fred."
"But you can't write," Mom pointed out.
"That's all right," said Betty, "Fred can't read."
Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?
→ She had never learned to spell properly.
What's the definition of a school report?
→ A poison pen letter from the principal.
Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?
→ Because the first thing a child looks up is "dog." The second is "snake." And under snake, the encyclopedia says "See Lawyer."
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Czech
- Czech who?
- Czech before you open the door!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cyril
- Cyril who?
- Cyril thing - no imitations here!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cyprus
- Cyprus who?
- Cyprus the bell!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cy
- Cy who?
- Cy'n on the botton line!
