Kids Jokes — most commented jokes

Where do hamsters come from?
→ Hamsterdam!

How do you save a drowning mouse?
→ Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?
→ Mickey Moose!

What's a monsters favorite play?
→ Romeo and Ghouliet

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
→ Benjamin Frankenstein

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?
→ Grandma monster

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?
→ Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
→ A wash and wear wolf

- Frankenstein: Help, I've got a short circuit!

- Igor: Don't worry, I'll lengthen it.

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin?
→ Flatman and Ribbon!