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The Snowman's Dog
Why was the snowman's dog called Frost?
→ Because Frost bites.
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Why was the snowman's dog called Frost?
→ Because Frost bites.
Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?
→ A Snowman.
What kind of money do snowmen use?
→ Iced lolly.
How do snowmen read their e-mails?
→ With an icy-stare!
Where do snowmen put their webpages?
→ On the winternet.
What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?
→ He blasts off!
Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?
→ Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
→ At parking meteors.
Why did the boy become an astronaut?
→ Because he was told he was no earthly good.
What happened when the icicle landed on the snowman's head?
→ It knocked him cold.