Kids Jokes — most commented jokes

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?
→ To keep their hats pointed.

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?
→ To keep her head warm.

- Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs - said Fred looking out of the kitchen window.

- I know - said his mother.

- I've just stepped in a poodle!

If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
→ Because it wasn't raining.

How should you treat a baby goat?
→ Like a kid.

What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
→ Shark absorbers!

What is the most famous shark?
→ William Sharkspeare!

What happens when sharks take their clothes off?
→ They go sharkers!

Who was the most famous pirate octopus?
→ Captain Squid!

What does a squid sheriff form?
→ An octoposse!