Random joke from this category
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One of them pointed to a ferry and asked, "Elton, what's that?"
"That's a ferry-boat, George my love," answered Elton.
"Oooh!" Squealed George, "I knew there was a lot of us, but I didn't know we had our own navy!"
What's the difference between a whale and a dyke?
→ Oh, about ten pounds, and a plaid shirt.
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
→ A gay time....
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami.
"Would you like it sliced, sir?" the shopkeeper asked politely.
"What do you think I am?" replied the fag, "...a money box!"
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
→ Only one...but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out.
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. One fag turned to the other and said, "See that stud there, Bruce?"
"Sure."
"Well, let me tell you, he's a tremendous fuck!"
"No shit?" Bruce asked.
"Well, hardly any."
What's a famous saying at a gay bar?
→ May I push in your stool.
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
→ His dick tastes like shit.
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
→ A fruit stand.
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swalow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
