Food Jokes — most commented jokes

- Why don't you eat here, waiter?

- Serving it is bad enough, I don't want to compound the felony.

- Why doesn't your menu list prices?

- We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

- Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

- Because nothing about this food is special.

- Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

- We can dream, can't we?

- What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

- Probably learning to read.

- Waiter, this food is repeating on me.

- Good, we love repeat business.

- Waiter, there's a button in my salad.

- It must have come off while the salad was dressing.

- Waiter, look at this chicken! It's nothing but skin and bones.

- Would you like the feathers, too?

- Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup.

- How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.

- Waiter, I can't eat this meal.

- Why not? It looks all right to me.

- I don't have a fork.