Food Jokes — most commented jokes

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?
→ None, even a burned out bulb can't catch a waiters eye

- Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

- Because I'm a short order cook.

- Why are you taking so long to order?

- I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

- I'm sorry to keep you waiting. Your soup will be ready soon.

- What bait are you using?

- I'm sorry I spilled a glass of water on you.

- That's all right. My suit is too large anyway.

- If you know the food here is so lousy, why do you keep coming back?

- It reminds me of my ex-wife's cooking.

- It looks like rain today.

- Yes it does, but it smells like soup.

- Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass?

- It scares away the flies.

- This bread is stale.

- It wasn't last week.

- How come this fly is swimming in my soup?

- I gave you too much. It should be wading.