Random joke from this category
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later the Pole complained to the doctor that they didn't produce the desired results.
"Have you been taking them regulary?" the doctor asked.
"What do you think I've been doing," the Pole said, "Shoving them up my ass?"
Did you hear about the gay Polak?
He slept with women.
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued.
His attackers then proceeded to go through his pockets. "You mean you fought like that for 57 cents?" asked one of the muggers incredulously.
"Is that all you wanted?" moaned the Pole. "I thought you were after the $400 in my shoe!"
Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?
→ They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was pregnant?
→ "Are you sure it's yours?"
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each other. One invites the other one over. "I can't swim", he replies. "Why don't you come over here?"
The other guy says, "I can't swim, either. What are we gonna do?"
First guy says, "Wait! I got a flashlight. I'll turn it on, and you walk across the beam to this side."
The second guy replies, "No way! I'll get half-way across, and you'll turn the flashlight off!"
How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his underwear on?
→ Yellow in the front, brown in the back!
Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle in on a Honda?
Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where all the countries of the world gathered to compare their scientific achievements and plans.
The scientists listened to the United States describe how they were another step closer to a cure for cancer, and the Russians were preparing a space ship to go to Saturn, and Germany was inventing a car that runs on water. Soon, it was the Polish scientists' turn to speak.
"Well, we are preparing a space ship to fly to the sun."
This, of course was met with much ridicule.
They were asked how they planned to deal with the sun's extreme heat. "Simple, we're going at night!"
Tech Support hotlines are not easy work, you get calls from all sorts of idiotic users that apparently can't read a manual, or lack common sense. Here is a transcript of just one such case:
- Caller: Hello is this Packard Bell Tech support?
- Tech: Yes how can I help you?
- Caller: The cup holder on front of my computer broke off and it is still under warranty, how do I go about getting it fixed?
- Tech: Excuse, you've stumped me. How did you get this cup holder, was it part of some promotion?
- Caller: It came with the computer, I don't know of any promotion.
- Tech: Does it have any markings on it, any names, any symbols?
- Caller: Yes, it says 4X!
