Polish Science Convention

Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where all the countries of the world gathered to compare their scientific achievements and plans.

The scientists listened to the United States describe how they were another step closer to a cure for cancer, and the Russians were preparing a space ship to go to Saturn, and Germany was inventing a car that runs on water. Soon, it was the Polish scientists' turn to speak.

"Well, we are preparing a space ship to fly to the sun."

This, of course was met with much ridicule.

They were asked how they planned to deal with the sun's extreme heat. "Simple, we're going at night!"