Random joke from this category
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens.
She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
- Why did the blonde move to L.A.?
- I don't know. Why?
- It was easier to spell.
- Easier than what?
Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
→ She didn't know what ONE came first...
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
→ So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
How does a blonde commit suicide?
→ She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
- Cop: Do you know where you were going?
- Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.
Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
→ They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
→ Because they can spell it.
→ Because they can spell BWM.
Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park.
The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie."
The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
