Dumb Jokes — most commented jokes

Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
→ It took her a month to realize she could play it at night...

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
→ The noise gave her a headache.

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?
→ From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
→ "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed?
→ She couldn't find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?
→ She wanted to get a dark tan.

Why did the blonde run out of shampoo?
→ She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?
→ Because red means Stop.

Why don't blondes like buttered toast?
→ They can't figure out which side the butter goes on.

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?
→ She thought it was Diet Coke.