Doctor Jokes — most commented jokes

- Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything!

- So, since when did you have this problem?

- What problem?

- Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory?

- What pills?

- Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?

- Not really. It will just seem longer.

- Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.

- Tell him I can't see him now. Next!

- Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.

- What does he call his other eye?

- Doctor, should I file my nails?

- No, throw them away like everybody else.

- Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent?

- Yes there is - being young and broke.

- My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in aluminum foil, what's wrong with me?

- You have far too much free time!

- Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm.

- Really! What are you taking for it?

- (with a grin) Black pepper!

- Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed.

- You should cut down on drinks.

- I don't touch a drop.

- You should cut down on smoking.

- I don't smoke.

- You should stop taking drugs.

- I don't do drugs.

- You should cut down on womanizing.

- Haven't touched a woman in my life.

- In that case, get yourself a drink, learn to smoke, do some drugs, and find a couple of girlfriends!