Get a Life

- Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed.

- You should cut down on drinks.

- I don't touch a drop.

- You should cut down on smoking.

- I don't smoke.

- You should stop taking drugs.

- I don't do drugs.

- You should cut down on womanizing.

- Haven't touched a woman in my life.

- In that case, get yourself a drink, learn to smoke, do some drugs, and find a couple of girlfriends!