Doctor Jokes — most commented jokes

- Did you take the patient's temperature?

- No. Is it missing?

- Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?

- No change yet.

- Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.

- How do you feel?

- A little down in the mouth.

- Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or more?

- Sell!

- Have you ever had this before?

- Yes.

- Well, you've got it again.

- My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?

- A shoebox?

- Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.

- Tell me about your problem.

- I just did, didn't I, you stupid bastard!!!!!

- Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy's too big. So I'd like you to tell me if you find it unusual.

- Please, take off your clothes and I'll have you examined.

- (shouting) What a giant pussy!! What a giant pussy!!

- (angry) Did you have to say it twice?!?

- I didn't! I didn't!

- I'm very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What are the chances?

- Don't worry, you won't be able to see the difference.

Patient walks into a doctor's office.

- Doctor, people ignore me.

- Next!