Dirty Jokes — most commented jokes

A German woman is walking down the street.

Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.

She screams, "Nein! Nein!" So two guys walk away.

Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?

What's a blonde's favourite wine?
→ "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"

Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence?
→ She wasn't used to the front seat!

What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?
→ She can't say "No".

Why are blondes like corn flakes?
→ Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?
→ "Thanks for the refill!"

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?
→ It swells at night.

Why was the blondes' belly button sore?
→ Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
→ They both wriggle when you eat them.