Random joke from this category
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stops by his office.
As she walks in unannounced, she finds his secretary sitting on his lap.
Without hesitating, he begins to dictate a letter... "And in conclusion gentlemen, budget cut or not, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stops by his office.
As she walks in unannounced, she finds his secretary sitting on his lap.
Without hesitating, he begins to dictate a letter... "And in conclusion gentlemen, budget cut or not, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."
A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help.
"If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" he asked her.
The secretary replied, "Everything but my earrings."
Noisy Nights by Constance Norah
The Joys of Horse-riding by Jim Kama
What do blondes eat to increase their breast size?
→ Silicone chips.
Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes?
→ They take off their makeup.
What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?
→ She went looking for the three guys.
Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?
→ She thought her maxi pad had wings
How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?
→ Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.
