Dirty Jokes — most commented jokes

Do you know why it's called sex?
→ Because it's easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh...

Ahhhhhh....

AIIEEEEEEE!!!

A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her:

- Haven't I seen you somewhere before?

- Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. clinic - she replied in a loud voice.

If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is the dove, what is the bird of TRUE love?
→ The Swallow.

A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.

THE DR. ASKS:

- IS YOUR DAUGHTER SEXUALLY ACTIVE?

THE REDNECK SAYS:

- NAW, SHE JUST LAYS THERE LIKE HER MOTHER.

Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other:

- Do you ever get to feeling horny?

- Yes - her friend replied.

- What do you do about it?

- I usually suck on a Lifesaver.

After a moment of stunned silence her friend asked:

- Well, what beach do you go to?

How is sex like air?
→ It's no big thing unless you aren't getting any.

How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?

Ya put yer thumb in her ass, AND yer middle-finger in her cunt...

Now, if ya can SNAP yer fingers, ya know she's been fucking too much..

What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
→ A tea bag.

A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and starts raping her. After the rapist is done, he says:

- Hey Sister, what are you going to tell the other Sisters now?

- I'll tell them the truth, that you grabbed me, threw me to the ground, and raped me twice....unless you're tired. - she responded.

Do you know what a Yankee is?
→ Same as a quickie, except you're by yourself