Dirty Jokes — most commented jokes

- Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!

- Girl: Why thank you!

- Boy: Of course, if I was on you...

I would becoming too!

How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
→ When beaver starts tasting like shit.

A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman.

- How do you plead? - asked the judge.

- Guilty or not guilty.

- Not guilty, replied the man.

- On what grounds? queried the judge.

- I didn't think she was dead....

I thought she was an American.

How does Herpes leave the hospital?
→ On crotches.

Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring.

- Get creative buddy. Break up the monotony. Why don't you try playing doctor for an hour?

- Sounds great, but how do you make it last for an hour?

- Hell, just keep her in the waiting room for 45 minutes!

An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art of fellatio. Satisfied that she had perfected the basics, the old pro asked the beginner if she had any questions.

- Well yeah. I was wondering how long dicks should be sucked.

- The same as the short ones, honey.

What's the definition of a real loser?
→ A guy who has a wet dream and gets HIV.

What is red and has seven dents?
→ Snow White's cherry!

What's the difference between mono and herpes?
→ You get mono from from snatching a kiss....

What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
→ A Geneologist looks up your family tree, and a Gynecologist looks up your family bush.