Christmas Versus Halloween
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
→ Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
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Attention Span
The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.
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Nervous Computer
My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI.
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Fast Mistakes
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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Not Intelligent
Computers are not intelligent.
They only think they are.
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To Err Is Human
To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.
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Computer Virus
What is a computer virus?
→ A terminal illness.
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Hungry Bug
Why was there a bug in the computer?
→ It was looking for a byte to eat.
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Slipped Disk
What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
→ It slipped a disk.
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Astronaut's Favorite Key
What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?
→ The space bar.