Computer Jokes — most commented jokes

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?
→ I get a click out of you.

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?
→ Sorry, you're not my type.

- Want to buy a pocket computer?

- No, thanks, I already know how many pockets I've got.

- This computer you charged me L950 for doesn't work....and you said it would be trouble free.

- It is, I charged you L950 for the computer, but you're getting all that trouble absolutely free!

- Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?

- Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you're wearing looks fine.

- Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it!

- Pupil: But then it will crack and we won't be able to use it at all.

- Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.

- Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one we've got or don't use any at all.

- Mum, Mum, Dad's broken my computer!

- How did he do that?

- I dropped it on his head.

- I've been sitting at this computer for hours and I haven't seen a single website.

- That's because you're supposed to sit facing the screen.

- I've been on my computer all night!

- Don't you think you'd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?