Clean Jokes — most commented jokes

Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly?
→ She was pretty ugly

What is yellow and goes click-click?
→ A ball-point banana.

- Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older?

- Wizard: With luck, yes.

- People keep telling me I'm beautiful.

- What vivid imaginations some people have.

Where is everyone beautiful?
→ In the dark.

- I've just come back from the beauty parlour.

- Pity it was closed!

A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star.

"Nothing," replied the assistant.
"Nothing?" she asked, "but how can I look like a film star?"
"Haven't you seen a film called The Creature from the Black Lagoon?" replied the assistant.

- First witch: My beauty is timeless.

- Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.

- First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours.

- Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done?

- First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an estimate.

Who won the Monster Beauty Contest?
→ No one.

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?
→ After a week he was spotless!