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Waiting For Ghost Trains
Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
→ They only run a skeleton service.
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Ghost Train Stops
Where do ghost trains stop?
→ At devil crossings.
Guest
Witch On A Train
What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph?
→ A witch in a high speed train.
Guest
Monster On The Train
What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers?
→ Oh good! A chew chew train!
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In My Hands
What have I got in my hands?
→ A double decker bus!
You looked!
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What Is A Parrot
What is a parrot?
→ A wordy birdy!
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Short John Silver
Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?
→ Short John Silver!
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Orange Like A Parrot
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
→ A carrot!
Guest
Parrot's Favourite Characters
What are a parrot's favourite literary characters?
→ Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!
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Parrot's Favourite Game
What's a parrot's favourite game?
→ Monopoly!