Jungle Danger
Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?
→ That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
Random joke from this category
Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?
→ That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?
→ To give the ants a chance.
Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?
→ To carry his library card.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?
→ Because he is a meat eater!
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
→ Because she was a plant eater!
What was the most flexiest dinosaur?
→ Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?
→ Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
→ Do-ya-think-he-saurus.
What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?
→ Dino-mite.
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?
→ Because she had no guts!