Clean Jokes — most commented jokes

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?
→ His prime-mate!

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?
→ Paul, stop monkeying around!

What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?
→ As little as possible, dummy!

If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become?
→ Wet!

If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have?
→ A very large bedroom.

If George Raft's wife gave birth to twin Gorillas, would they be the Apes of Raft?

How does a Gorilla become another animal?
→ When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?
→ Hold up your arm and say:

- Go back, you didn't say 'May I?'

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?
→ Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

How do you make a Gorilla stew?
→ You keep it waiting for three hours!