Clean Jokes — most commented jokes

What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?
→ Sir!

- First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair!

- Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's bald!

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?
→ Mash-scara!

What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween?
→ A trick-or-fleat!

Who turns the lights off at halloween?
→ The light's witch!

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
→ Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween?
→ Wear a snorkel!

What do witches eat at Halloween?
→ Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie!

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?
→ Hallowieners!

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?
→ They paint the town dead!