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Vampire in a Raincoat
What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?
→ Mack-u-la!
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Strong Vampire
What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?
→ Jack-u-la!
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Talking to a Vampire
What is the best way to talk to a vampire?
→ By long distance.
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Vampire Cold Remedy
What does a vampire take for a cold?
→ Coffin syrup!
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Vampire in Camelot
Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot?
→ He was a bite of the Round Table!
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Competing Against Vampires
Why is it tough to compete against a vampire?
→ Because they're always out for blood!
Vampire in Love
Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?
→ The girl necks door.
Vampire's Nail-Biting Son
What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails?
→ He cut all his fingers off!
Doctor's Vampire Parrot
Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire?
→ It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, 'Who's a pretty boy then?'!
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Cosy Little Mortuary
One vampire to the other: "Let's go and have a drink. I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner"!