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Teddy Bear Race
How do you start a teddy bear race?
→ Ready, teddy, go!
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How do you start a teddy bear race?
→ Ready, teddy, go!
Why do polo bears like bald men?
→ Because they have a great, white, bear place!
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
→ A polo bear!
Why was the little bear so spoiled?
→ Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!
What is a bear's favourite drink?
→ Koka-Koala!
What's a teddy bears favourite pasta?
→ Tagliateddy!
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
→ It lives on ice!
How do you hire a teddy bear?
→ Put him on stilts!
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
→ A teddy boar!
Why do bears have fur coats?
→ Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!