Clean Jokes — most commented jokes

How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch?
→ He bolted it down.

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?
→ I didn't know we lived on the same block.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?
→ Bolt upright.

Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp?
→ He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn't even entered.

What brings the monster's babies?
→ The Frankenstork.

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?
→ A very witch person.

Have you ever seen a duchess?
→ Yes - it's the same as an English "s"

Which two letters are rotten for your teeth?
→ D K

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Abe

- Abe who?

- Abe C D E F G H...!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Abbey

- Abbey who?

- Abbey stung me on the nose!