Tonya Harding Barbie
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Tonya Harding Barbie ...you didn't think we'd sell one without the other, did you?
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Marsha Clark Barbie
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Brown In A Diaper
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
→ Michael Jackson's hand!!
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Making Someone Happy
Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to share their success stories about taxing Americans.
- Bill: Why don't I throw this hundred dollar bill out the window and make someone very happy.
- Hillary: Well, why don't you throw ten hundred dollar bills out the window and make ten people happy.
- Al: Why don't you two jump out the window and make me and Tipper happy.
- Tipper: Why don't we all jump out the window and make everybody throughout the United States and world happy.
Three Celebrities On A Plane
Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids. The airplane gets a failure and is doomed to crash. The plane has only 20 parachutes. Nelson Mandela, as a great humanitarian says that children should have them. Bill Clinton gets panicky and shouts, "SCREW THE CHILDREN!!"
Michael Jackson's face lights up and he shouts, "YES, YES!! But do we have enough time?"
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Beatles Songs
What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's songs?
→ It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!
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Favorite Male Singer
Who's aardvark's favorite male singer?
→ Frank Sinostril!
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Favorite Female Vocalist
Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist?
→ Bearbara Streis-ant!
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Bill Gates's House
How does Bill Gates enter his house?
→ He uses "windows".
Parachutes For Four
A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.
Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. "There are only enough parachutes for four of the five of us," he announced.
"Since I'm the pilot, I get one!" After saying this, the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
"I'm the world's greatest athlete," proclaimed Michael Jordon.
"This world needs great athletes, so I must live." Michael Jordon then grabbed a parachute and leaped out of the plane.
"I'm the smarest man in the world," bragged Bill Gates. "The world needs smart men, so I must also live!" Bill Gates grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
At this point, the Pope began to speak. "I have lived a long life compared to you, and you may take the last parachute. I will go down with the plane."
"You don't have to stay here! The world's smartest man jumped out of the plane with my backpack."