Celebrities — most commented jokes

What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?
→ One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two!

What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?
→ No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?
→ He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him

A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy's mind, sat him and said:
"God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white."
To which the child responded, "Well, then is God Michael Jackson?"

The Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry when he arrived in a small town to preach a sermon. Wanting to mail a letter, he asked a young boy where the post office was. When the boy had told him, Dr. Graham thanked him and said, "If you'll come to the Church this evening, you can hear me telling everyone how to get to Heaven."

"I don't think I'll be there," the boy said. "You don't even know your way to the post office."

Which rabbit was in Western movies?
→ Hopalong Cassidy.

What's a rabbits' favorite movie?
→ Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

When Mike got arrested, they told him, "Anything you say will be held against you."

Mike said, "Claudia Schiffer's breasts."

A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference:

"Many say the only reason why you would be elected for President is due to the enormous power and influence of your father."

"That notion is ridiculous!" mocked George Jr. "It doesn't matter how powerful the man is. He can only vote once!"