Random joke from this category
- Pilot: Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel.
- Tower: Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!
- Pilot: Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is.
USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips.
Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Letters are still pouring in asking, "What trip?"
"Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children or other adults acting like children."
- Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ?
- Pilot: Negativ, Sir. It's only the same pilot.
- Tower: What's your heigth and position?
- Pilot: Well, I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.
- Tower: Cannot read you, say again!
- Pilot: Again!
- Tower: Mission triple-three, do you have problems?
- Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass.
- Tower: Judging the way you are flying, you lost the whole instrument panel..
- Tower: Lufthansa 893, you're number one, check for workers on the taxiway.
- Pilot: Roger ..... We've checked, they're all working.
- Pilot: Tower, there's a runway light burning.
- Tower: I'm sure there must be dozens of lights burning.
- Pilot: Sorry, I mean it's smoking.
- LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check
- Tower: It's Thursday, Sir.
