Random joke from this category
A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.
The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist.
She asks why he keeps calling. He replies, "I just like to hear you say it."
How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say, "I could do that better."
How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
One agent stops by another agent's table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!"
The second agent says nothing, then starts nodding. "Good career move."
What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?
→ Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.
How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!
How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Why are you asking me that question? Can't you see I'm busy!
