At Work — most commented jokes

What would happen if pigs went on strike?
→ They'd form pigget lines.

I told you not to let those pigs in my office.

Now, look what's happened.
They've eaten all the dates off my calendar!

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ None. They have a machine that does that now.

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Only one, but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
→ None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light.

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain that it's electrified.