Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

- Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?

- It's fly soup sir!

- Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!

- What do you expect for $1 - a live one?

- Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!

- Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.

- Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup!

- Then we've served you too much soup, the fly should be wading

- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

- Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.

- Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!

- Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.

- Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!

- I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.

- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

- Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.

- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

- Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.

- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

- Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!