Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

- What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

- Probably learning to read.

- Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup.

- How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.

- Waiter, waiter! There's a wasp in my dessert.

- So that's where they go to in the winter.

- I say waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

- Well throw him a doughnut - they make fantastic life belts!

- Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup.

- Don't worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites!

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?
→ Have you ever heard anyone complaining of an elephant in their soup?

- Waiter, waiter! What's this creepy crawly thing doing in my dinner?

- Oh, that one? He comes here every night.

- Waiter, waiter! There's a spider in my soup. Send for the manager!

- It's no good, sir, he's frightened of them, too.

- Waiter, waiter! There's a dead spider in my soup.

- Yes, ma'am, they can't stand the boiling water.

- Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup.

- Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.