Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
→ Deviled eggs!

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?
→ Hare today, gone tomorrow.

What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?
→ Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
→ Join the Hare Force.

What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
→ Thistle have to do!

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?
→ One with a hoppy ending.

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
→ A receding hare line.

Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?
→ I believe he's eating your lettuce.

- Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I'm all out of carrots. What should I do?

- Friend: Don't worry; be hoppy!

- Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?

- Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another.