Milking A Cow
It's so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
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Dog At The Vet
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog onto the operating table, looks down and says "Say ahhhhhhhhhhh!"
The man looks at the vet and says "The dog can't speak".
The vet says to the man "I was talking to YOU. The dog's dead!!!"
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Duck Wants Bread
A Duck walks into a bar.
- Duck: You got any bread?
- Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread
[After a few minutes]
- Duck: You got any bread?
- Barman: Look, we don't have any bread
[In a little while]
- Duck: You got any bread?
- Barman: We don't have any F*****g bread!
[Some time later]
- Duck: Got any bread?
- Barman: If you ask me if I've got any F*****g bread once more I'm gonna nail your F*****g bill to this bar..................
- Duck: You got any nails?
- Barman: NO!
- Duck: You got any bread?
Bull Versus Cow
What's the difference between a bull and a cow?
→ A bull smiles when you milk it.
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Amorous Rottweiler
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
→ Fake an orgasm.
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Elephant And Naked Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
→ That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!
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Chain Saws And Monkeys
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
→ They both fuck up trees!
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Blind Skunk
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
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Mongo's Goldfish
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate.
"Whatcha doin?" he asked. Mongo replies, "My goldfish died and I'm burying him."
"That's an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain't it?" asked the neighbor. Mongo shot back, "That's because he's inside your fuckin' cat!"
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Wide Mouth Frog
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn't know what to feed them. She went to the cow, talking with her mouth real wide, she said, "COW, WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR BABIES?" The Cow said, "I feed my babies milk." She went on to the horse. Talking with her mouth real wide, she said, "HORSE, WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR BABIES?" "I feed my babies hay." said the horse. Finally she came to a snake. Talking with her mouth real wide, she said, "SNAKE, WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR BABIES?" The snake said, "I feed my babies wide mouth frogs." So the frog said, with her mouth really small, "Oh, is that so."