Duck Wants Bread

A Duck walks into a bar.

- Duck: You got any bread?

- Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread

[After a few minutes]

- Duck: You got any bread?

- Barman: Look, we don't have any bread

[In a little while]

- Duck: You got any bread?

- Barman: We don't have any F*****g bread!

[Some time later]

- Duck: Got any bread?

- Barman: If you ask me if I've got any F*****g bread once more I'm gonna nail your F*****g bill to this bar..................

- Duck: You got any nails?

- Barman: NO!

- Duck: You got any bread?