Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Why did the firefly keep stealing things?
→ He was light fingered!

Which fly makes films?
→ Stephen Speilbug!

What goes "snap, crackle and pop"?
→ A firefly with a short circuit!

What did one firefly say to the other?
→ Got to glow now!

How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?
→ Put a pile of manure in the living room!

If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?
→ The one in the sugar bowl!

How do fireflies start a race?
→ Ready steady glow!

What did the clean dog say to the insect?
→ Long time no flea!

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?
→ Robert E Flea!

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?
→ Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

What do you call a cheerful flea?
→ A hop-timist!

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?
→ Shot it!

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?
→ Shall we walk home or take a dog?

What did the romantic flea say?
→ I love you aw-flea!

How to fleas travel?
→ Itch hiking!

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
→ Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs!

Why did the stupid boy wear a turlte neck sweater?
→ To hide his flea collar!

What is the most faithful insect?
→ A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!

What insect runs away from everything?
→ A flee!

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?
→ One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

What to you call a Russian flea?
→ A Moscow-ito!

Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet?
"Why are we running so fast?" said one
→ Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"

What do you call a flea that lives in an idiots ear?
→ A space invader!

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?
→ Bugs Bunny!

How do you start an insect race?
→ One, two, flea - go!

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
→ Start from scratch!

What is a flea's favorite book?
→ The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!

Why are gold fish orange?
→ The water makes them rusty!

Who held the baby octopus to ransome?
→ Squidnappers!

What part of a fish weighs the most?
→ It's scales!

What fish do road-menders use?
→ Pneumatic krill!

What happens when sharks take their clothes off?
→ They go sharkers!

What game do fish like playing the most?
→ Name that tuna!

What do naked fish play with?
→ Bare-a-cudas!

What do you get if you cross a big fish with an electricity pylon?
→ An electric shark!

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?
→ Jack the kipper!

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?
→ Whale of fortune!