Flea Riddles 2

What did the clean dog say to the insect?
→ Long time no flea!

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?
→ Robert E Flea!

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?
→ Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

What do you call a cheerful flea?
→ A hop-timist!

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?
→ Shot it!

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?
→ Shall we walk home or take a dog?

What did the romantic flea say?
→ I love you aw-flea!

How to fleas travel?
→ Itch hiking!

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
→ Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs!

Why did the stupid boy wear a turlte neck sweater?
→ To hide his flea collar!