Duck's Leg
Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?
→ He wanted to have webbed feet.
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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?
→ He wanted to have webbed feet.
Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?
→ He wanted to have webbed feet.
Where does an elephant carry its laptop?
→ In its trunk.
What did the mouse say to the webcam?
→ Cheese.
What did one mouse say to the other mouse?
→ I get a click out of you.
Why was there a bug in the computer?
→ It was looking for a byte to eat.
What creature has the best aptitude for engineering?
→ The spider -- It has its own website.
Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat?
→ Mom! I see an angel.
- Will I ever be able to race my horse again - the owner asked the vet.
The vet replied:
- You certainly will, and you'll probably beat her too!
What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes?
→ Slow clowns.