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Frying Pan Aardvark
What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?
→ A lardvark!
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Palace Aardvark
What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?
→ A guardvark!
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Thrown Out Aardvark
What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?
→ A barredvark!
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Losing Aardvark
What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?
→ A vark!
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Winning Aardvark
What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?
→ A well 'aardvark!
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Boxing Aardvarks
What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?
→ A snout bout!
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Aardvark Family
Where does the aardvark family always come first?
→ In the phone book!
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Stampeding Herd
What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?
→ A herd of stampeding aardvarks!
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Easter Aardvark
Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?
→ Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
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Talking To Ants
Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?
→ They can stick to the subject!