Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

When is an aardvark jumpy?
→ When he's got ants in his pants!

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?
→ Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Who won the animal race?
→ The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!

What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?
→ If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?
→ Aardvarks don't have trunks!

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?
→ A bardvark!

What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber?
→ A darthvark!

What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark?
→ A hardvark!

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?
→ A cardvark!

What do you call a pickled aardvark?
→ A jarredvark!