Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?

What color is a chameleon on a mirror?

If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?

Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?
→ It's the VCRdvard

Which aardvark holds the speed record?
→ The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

How do you define an aardvark?
→ Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!

A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered.

- How much are your aardvarks? - he asked.

- They're L6 each - came the reply.

- Did you raise them yourself? - inquired the man.

- Oh yes - she said.

- Yesterday they were only L5 each.

What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail?
→ A man holding an aardvark.

- I've got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him?

- I don't really know. I've heard it growling, it doesn't sound very friendly. Does it bite?

- That's what I want to find out.

Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky.

- 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that.

- 2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.