Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
→ A little bear!

What dog loves to take bubble baths?
→ A shampoodle!

- Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

- Fred: Where are you going to keep them?

- Stan: In the bathroom

- Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?

- Stan: Blindfold them!

My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear.

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Teenage Mutant Ninja Barbie ...one of the Turtles with Barbie head

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Bugs Barbie ...buck teeth, long ears

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

King Kong Barbie ...six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed like Fae Rae

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Godzilla Barbie ...six foot tall lizard with Barbie head

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Lion Tamer Barbie ...lion is included; Barbie's head is not

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Werewolf Barbie ...normal doll, except under a full moon