Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"?
→ The Easter Elephant.

What is a dog's favourite Easter treat?
→ Jelly bones!

How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
→ Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea?
→ The Oyster Bunny!

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
→ With a hare dryer!

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
→ It took ears off his life!

Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
→ It's a tender tail!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?
→ An Easter basket case!

What's long and stylish and full of cats?
→ The Easter Purrade!

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
→ To a re-tail store!