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Four Tons And Red
What weighs 4 tons and is bright red?
→ An elephant holding its breath!
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Random joke from this category
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Grey And Flies Up
What's big, grey and flies straight up?
→ An elecopter!
Guest
Big Grey Rain Protector
What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?
→ An umbrellaphant!
Guest
Yellow Outside
What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?
→ An elephant disguised as a banana!
Guest
Scottish Lake Monster
What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?
→ The Loch Ness Elephant!
Guest
Grey Going Round
What's grey and goes round and round?
→ An elephant in a washing machine!
Guest
Grey And Ironing
What's grey and never needs ironing?
→ A drip dry elephant!
Guest
Grey In The Rain
What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?
→ An elephant with an umbrella!
Guest
Big Grey Mask
What's big and grey and wears a mask?
→ The elephantom of the opera!
Guest
Fast Grey Thing
What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?
→ A jet propelled elephant!