Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
→ So that he can sneak up on mice!

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
→ Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?
→ Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

How does an elephant get down from a tree?
→ He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

Why did the rabbit cross the road?
→ Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Where do Easter bunnies dance?
→ At the basketball.

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
→ Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
→ Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
→ The baby chick was a little cheeper!

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
→ He does lots of bare-obics.