Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What do you give a sick horse?
→ Cough stirrup.

What do you call the horse than lives next door?
→ A neighbour!

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
→ A hoarse horse!

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
→ A zebra!

What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?
→ A globe-trotter!

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
→ Fiddler on the hoof!

What disease do horses fear most?
→ Hay Fever!

What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car?
→ Stop beating a dead hearse!

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?
→ I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?
→ I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!