Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?
→ It was a crusty steed!

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?
→ Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Why did the horse miss the joust?
→ He had the knight off!

Why did the horse go behind the tree?
→ To change his jockeys.

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?
→ Because it's covered with horsehide!

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
→ He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?
→ He wanted to mount an exhibit!

Why are clouds like jockeys?
→ Because they hold the reins!

Why are chorus girls like barge horses?
→ They have to tow the line!

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?
→ An exhorsist!